Sample certificate
This certifies that
Your name here
has paid actual money to verify their stupidity.
Stupidity Score
12
Mildly Stupid
A gentle touch of stupid. We’ve all been there.
No. 4 · 2026-05-03
By AvanVision · A real digital product
Test Your Stupidity. $2.00.
Same vending machine. Now online. Same outcome. Pay $2.00 to find out you’re stupid enough to pay $2.00 to find out you’re stupid. You get a personalized digital certificate with your own Stupidity Score.
1 people have proven their stupidity. Will you?
Built by an indie maker at AvanVision. Every $2.00 keeps the lights on and funds the next dumb thing we’re cooking.
Pay $2.00.
One-off purchase. No subscription. We’ll email you the cert.
Secured by Polar / Stripe. Apple Pay and Google Pay supported.
How it works
01
Pay $2.00
Apple Pay, Google Pay, or card. Three quick confirmations. One click.
02
We tell you the result
We email you a personalized PDF + PNG cert with your unique 1–99 Stupidity Score and tier label.
03
Certificate proves it
Public cert URL, hologram CSS animation, frameable PDF (A4 + Letter, 300 dpi). Yours forever.
Three tiers
Mild, Concerning, or Hall of Fame
Each cert gets a deterministic 1–99 score derived from the cert number. Three tiers, three vibes. You don’t know which one you’ll get until you do.
Sample certificate
This certifies that
Your name here
has paid actual money to verify their stupidity.
Stupidity Score
51
Concerningly Stupid
We are mildly worried. You should be too.
No. 27 · 2026-05-03
Sample certificate
This certifies that
Your name here
has paid actual money to verify their stupidity.
Stupidity Score
99
Hall of Fame Stupid
Iconic. Future generations will speak of this.
No. 99 · 2026-05-03
By the numbers
Most stupidity-curious nations
Where the certificates are landing. Countries with fewer than five certificates are aggregated for privacy.
No country has yet cleared the threshold. Be the first to put yours on the map (figuratively).
FAQ
Questions, mostly rhetorical
- Is this a real test?
- Yes. The test is whether you'll pay $2 to be told you're stupid. You're already failing.
- Will I actually get something?
- A personalized digital certificate (PNG + PDF) emailed to you. With your unique 1–99 Stupidity Score and one of three tiers — Mildly Stupid, Concerningly Stupid, or Hall of Fame Stupid.
- Where does the money go?
- Straight to AvanVision — an indie maker building things. It pays the platform fees and funds whatever dumb thing we're cooking up next.
- Refund?
- All sales are final, subject to your statutory consumer rights. We honor them — see the refund policy. We don't dispute legitimate chargebacks either.
- Is this gambling?
- No. The outcome is deterministic — you pay, you get a cert. The Stupidity Score is a deterministic hash of your certificate number, not a random draw.
- Why does the price differ by country?
- Flat local pricing. €2 in Europe, A$2 in Australia, ¥200 in Japan, ₹150 in India. Same novelty value, just denominated where you live.
- What's the Stupidity Score?
- A 1–99 rating deterministically derived from your certificate number. It's stable forever — once issued, your score never changes. Below 34 is Mildly Stupid (gentle). 34–66 is Concerningly Stupid (the meme tier). 67–99 is Hall of Fame Stupid (iconic).
- Is my data safe?
- We collect only what's needed: email, country, optional display name, payment metadata. No advertising trackers. See the privacy policy for the full picture and the DSAR form to exercise your data rights.
- What's the catch?
- The catch is the joke. You're paying $2 for proof that you'd pay $2. The proof is real — a PNG and PDF you can keep, frame, or post. But the underlying fact you're certifying is also real.
Still here? You’re overthinking this.
1 certificates issued. Your turn.
Pay $2.00.
One-off purchase. No subscription. We’ll email you the cert.
Secured by Polar / Stripe. Apple Pay and Google Pay supported.